I’m a salesperson for my independent company selling Gauss guns laser pistols time machines and teleportation pads seriously this is not a joke or trolling I’m having trouble making sales because no one believes me or are jealous I have successful time trials 7 seconds to 2003 2 seconds to two thousand three 2 seconds to 2015 and 10 minutes to the past and 12 to the past and thirty minutes permanent stay with temporal ungrounding consisting of a repeat experience of a parking lot in a slightly different arrangement
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